postmark: waiting

dear marine corps,

how've you been?

a little short on money, i heard.

{it's ok. you still look good.}

but let's cut right to the chase:

we want our pcs orders, please.

like, yesterday.

i realize you and i have been together a long time.

(twenty eight years, to be exact).

and i've grown to love you a lot -

you're dedicated, courageous,

and you throw some pretty awesome parties every november.

that being said,

you know how i get when i really want something.

{*cough* like my husband to be stationed with me again, *cough*.}

so let's not make this difficult.

just hand over the orders,

and everyone stays happy.

k, thankksssss.

if you have a letter you want to write but won't send,
link up with wife on the roller coaster: